• parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

How I would narrate the Olympics

  • me: he's doing some athletic shit
  • me: and omg look at that butt
rustybirdcage:

bgib:

beastcootie:

Winter is coming.

JuST TAKE WHAT YOU WANT AND LEAVE

#D̥͍͡O̻͖̗͙̲͇̯ ̻͎̠̳Y͈̰Ó͙U̙͉̗͓ ̨͓Ẁ̻͕̪̹͉A̲̬͡N̘N̕A̹͓͘ ̛Ḅ̱̙Ụ̞͇̗̹̺̟I҉͚L̖͎D͕ ̀Ḁ̡̹̙̝͓͍ ̛̱̦͓̣͎̲̲S͔̟̠ͅN̘̦̥̩O̬͕͓̰̩͇W͕M̱̺̰͓À͚͙N͖̣̰̮

(Source: ji-bril, via potadont)

  • blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy
  • someone: looks like urine trouble
  • tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT
  • tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST
  • tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
  • tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW
  • tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH
  • tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*
  • tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR

69vegeta:

reblog this in 60 seconds or the meme man will get you

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

spicyroll:

Faith sketches

spicyroll:

Faith sketches

(via joel-ellie)

baku-babe:

geekygothgirl:

ieatcats:

lipstick-lesbian:

teamvalkyrie:

moriartystayingalive:

hightreas0n:

z0mbiitch:

I didn’t know I was gay

The last gif, oh my.

Literally the first comment.

excuse me Imma go jump on this woman, hold my purse

MARRY ME

Oh wow

Life goals: Smolder like Natalie Dormer. 

(Source: silencehappensx, via asynca)